In the modern age, there are so many different ways to deck out your wrists. A classic wristwatch makes a statement and also has the benefit of giving you the time.
But when the world feels like a walkway made of watches, the options become overwhelming.
But it’s really quite simple. There are 2 types of watches.
Watch #1: The Classic Watch
Everyone has maybe seen one of these by now. I swear they must be all over the place. I can’t think of a day that I haven’t seen at least 1 person with a watch. In fact, I myself have a watch!
This kind of watch is so common, that even if you were trapped in a ski lodge alone with just your family, you would see a watch. EVEN if your wife Wandy doesn’t have a watch, and the ghost lady in the tub (who at this point you consider to be like a great aunt because she is the ghost of your great aunt) doesn’t have a watch either. In fact, the only person in this place with a watch is you. In fact, the only person in this place is you.
You realize now that you don’t know how you got to this point. You thought you were reading some kind of consumer review, but now this guy is saying something spooky about witches?
Watch #2: Witches
I once met this witch named Siri who got trapped in an ipod. After spending nearly every moment together, we couldn’t help but fall in love. It’s hard though, because she is being pulled every which way by grandmothers and grandfathers everywhere asking for directions to ‘wiches (which by the way is a great sandwich shop).
When we do finally have time alone, Siri and I like to go on long jogs through the park with the dog. Thing I love most about my baby tho is definitely that she always knows exactly what time it is.
Time to get a watch.
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