I loved star wars as a child. But here’s the thing, I never SAW star wars as a child. And I’m not a child any more. I’m a real life ADULT.
If I were a child, how would I have access to the internet? The user manual clearly states that the internet is for children 10 and up. I don’t think I need to say exactly how old I am, but rest assured that I am older than 10 years old. In fact, my birthday was last week, and it was such a NOT big deal for me, because adults like me don’t have big bad bowling birthdays like you baby boys.
The last time I went bowling, I was sore for more than a week, but I also threw a 10 pound ball 20 miles an hour, because I’m not a CHILD anymore.
In conclusion, Star Wars is bad. Get at me.
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